Monday 19 November 2007

Heather Mills Says 'Stop Pissing!'

Heather Mills has called on people to cut down on pissing to save the planet.
Sir Paul McCartney's estranged wife says that pissing is the second biggest cause of greenhouse gases.
Her campaign, which will include a protest piss at Speakers' Corner in Hyde Park, comes just days after the ex-model sparked concern with an emotional and highly charged blitz of interviews in which she accused Sir Paul of 'pissing about fifteen times an hour, just to piss her off.'

Today Heather, 39, called on consumers to adopt more of a piss-less based lifestyle.

She said animal rights organisation Viva alerted her to the extent of the effect of piss on global warming.

She said: "When Viva told me it was 18 per cent, that's more than all shit and puke put together, I was in shock. Sneezing only bring 3 per cent, while they are being picked on with anti-sneeze taxes and yet the shocking level of piss in society seems to be accepted."

She called on people to "cut down on one or two pisses a week", adding: "I'm not saying people need to stop pissing overnight."

Heather said: "We are the only species that pisses when we don’t really need to, rat's don’t piss when they don’t need to, neither do dogs or cats or ostriches or elephants or chimps or slugs or centipedes, that's how crazy it is!"

"It's mad that we are pissing all the time when even cows don't piss after one year but we continue forever."

She said: "As individuals, and hopefully within your family, you can reduce global warming by reducing your pissing or by stopping pissing altogether less rather than rely on governments who talk and talk but do piss all about it."

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