Wednesday 14 November 2007

PM Announces New Counter-Tory Measures

The Prime Minister Gordon Scare has announced plans to protect Labour’s votes against attacks by Tories. Mr Brown was launching a report by election minister Lord Panic which sets out proposals to build anti-Tory measures into the design of any policy where large numbers of people decide which way they’ll vote, following June’s attempts by Tory extremists to attack the prime minister in a London building known as The Houses Of Parliament.

Speaking today, Scare said the events of June showed that Labour needed not just political but judicial counter-Tory measures but also efforts must be made to win the hearts and minds of the floating voter community and ensure young voters do not fall under the influence of Tory extremists.

He announced the creation of a new unit bringing together Labour MPs and party officials to look not only at the ‘inner circle’ of Tory extremists but also at those at risk of falling under their influence. In a statement to the House Of Commons, Mr Scare said that improved security would be installed at all Labour party offices and social clubs as well as newspapers, radio and television stations to keep voters safe against Torys.

1 comment:

Billy said...

I suggest that they also take measures against Reactionary Neo-Liberals.

I've heard they are right bastards.

Or is Gordon one of them anyway?